September 2, 2014

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

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September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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#staywoke

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September 2, 2014

sizvideos:

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September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

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September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

People cancel plans last minute on me so often that I’m just going to stop making plans all together

September 2, 2014

birbrightsactivist:

if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future

because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive

our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.

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September 2, 2014

metal-socks:

People about the new 3DS be like “Why the fuck is Nintendo making a new one?” but back then it was like

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"Here’s three GBAs and two regular Gameboys"

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September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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September 2, 2014

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

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September 2, 2014

yhivi:

sexualp0sitionz:

Yhivi, James Deen (James Deen Productions, 2014) - Source

! Here’s some of what happens after that clip I posted a few months ago.

You can see a bit more and purchase the whole video at http://jamesdeen.com/tour/yhivi-1

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